The Real Ages of Video Game Characters (28 Images)
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02/25/2021
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A few weeks ago we investigated the real heights of video game characters, and so we thought it would be fitting to further our dive into detail and bring you, the real ages of video game characters.
We doubt this information will change the way you play, but nonetheless, it's pretty interesting.
While you're here make sure you check out: Fifteen Awful Facts and Secrets About Dr. Robotnik .
We doubt this information will change the way you play, but nonetheless, it's pretty interesting.
While you're here make sure you check out: Fifteen Awful Facts and Secrets About Dr. Robotnik .
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Solid Snake (MGS4) - The ever so popular Solid Snake was born in 1972. This means by MGS 4, which is set in 2014, he must have been around 42 years old. To the confused people who have not played the game and have only seen the box art, he does look like 60 due to the game's plot and not his age. -
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Kratos - There's certainly not a clear answer to this, as it is hard to pinpoint how much time has passed between the events of God of War 3 and the new God of War. Based on the data available online, Kratos is over 200 years old. -
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Master Chief - There are quite a few Halo titles out there. But luckily, there's just as much data to let us know that Master Chief was born on March 7, 2511. This makes him 47 years old by Halo 5. -
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Nathan Drake - The popular Nathan Drake from Uncharted is pretty athletic, and that goes right with his age, as he's only 31 years old in Uncharted 1. This means by the time Uncharted 4. He was about 40 years old. -
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Super Mario - Super Mario's age is a pile of random data due to the number of games. Paper Mario, Super Mario, 3D Mario, sunshine, galaxy, hard to pinpoint his age. However, based on the online information, he is only 26 years old, shockingly young for Mario. -
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Geralt of Rivia - This one is pretty easy. The story of Geralt is written off in the novels, which proves that the man was around 94 years old by the time the events of Witcher 3 The Wild Hunt came about. -
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Lara Croft - The modern-day Tomb Raider is 21 in the first game, making her 29 years old as of 2021. The reboot sets her birthdate as February 14th, 1992, while the old Lara Croft was born on February 14th, 1968. -
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Marcus Fenix - Everybody's favorite and the mascot of gears, Marcus Fenix, was a 35-year-old badass in the first game. However, by the time of Gears 5, the man has aged to 60-years-old. -
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Ryu - In straight-up numbers, Ryu from the Street Fighter would be over 50 by now. Luckily, the games don't follow the real-life timeline, so the man is still between 30-35 years old by the time of Street Fighter V. -
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Commander Shephard - When fantasy or science fiction is involved, time becomes obsolete. However, there's still a simple way to guess commander Shephard's age. He was 29 in the first game. Directly counting, he should be 31 years old, but he is still 29 biologically due to the events in the game, which makes him 30 years old in the third game. -
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Crash bandicoot - Games like Crash Bandicoot do not have a direct indication of age. Release-wise, Crash is 24 years old. Factually, since Bandicoots are known to live only 2-4 years, maybe crash is just stuck in time. -
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Aloy - Aloy may be one of the youngest, most badass protagonists ever. She is only 19 years old in Horizon Zero Dawn. This is a feat in itself, As her character is pretty mature for her age. -
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Jak - Jak from the popular Jak and Daxter series is just as young as Aloy. The guy is 20 years old. -
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Ratchet and Clank - The upcoming game for PS5 maybe one of the most anticipated games on the platform. However, since Ratchet debuted in the first game where he was just 17 years old, it's been a long while. However, there isn't any available data to predict his current age until the upcoming game is released. -
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Sly Cooper - Sky Cooper was 18 in the first game. He was 20 years old in the second and 21 years old in the third game. However, an unknown amount of time has passed between the third and fourth games, so it's hard to guess his age. -
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Kirby - Kirby doesn't have a specific age. His childlike behavior and antics would make him less than 4-5 years old. However, Kirby isn't human, so that is hard to predict. In this case, we can simply measure the other date people consider as its anniversary, making him over 29 years old. -
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Gordon Freeman - Half Life's expert scientist, was close to 27 years old in the last entry. Sadly, people are still waiting to see what happens in the next entry. -
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Hitman - Agent 47 maybe the most dangerous assassin in any game ever. What's shocking is, he's supposed to be 58 years old by the latest entry, as he was born in 1965. -
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Dante - Dante was between 29 and 39 years old since it is said Dante is in his late 30s in DMC4. Now, DMC5 takes place five years after DMC4, as confirmed by the Prequel Novel. This would make Dante at most 43-44 years old. -
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Tom Nook - The village store operator from Animal Crossing is undoubtedly a well-known character. The guy is 48 years old in the latest entry. -
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Pac Man - Here's another character like Kirby that doesn't have an age. Pac Man only has anniversaries, and based on that, the little guy is 41 years old. -
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Cloud Strife - Cloud Strife from Final Fantasy is 24-years-old. -
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Soap Mc Tavish - Soap maybe one of the most inspiring Call Of Duty characters ever. Soap McTavish was 34 years old in Modern Warfare 3. -
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Niko Bellic - Niko was close to 28 years old in Grand Theft Auto 4. Since the game series runs parallel to the real-life timeline, this would make the famous GTA protagonist close to 41 years old right now. -
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Spyro - Technically, Dragon's years are different from that of humans. Spyro is 10-12 years old in human years, but only a year old in-game. This is evident since there are no dragons younger than Spyro. -
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Peter Parker - Proven and known, Our friendly neighborhood Spider-Man is only 24-years-old. -
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Batman - the Dark Knight is 37 years old in Arkham Knight. He was 27 in Arkham Origins, and since Deathstroke references the events of origins as ten years ago, it makes Bruce thirty-seven. -
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Max Payne - Max was born in 1964. This makes the retired cop over 56-years-old.
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